Art is the Weapon
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CRAYONS BUT THEN IT WASN’T
IT’S A WEAPON OF MASS CREATION
imagine if butterflies breathed fire
but only a little bit of fire
“hi pet butterfly would you light this candle for me?”
“thanks little buddy”
“yo butterfly light my joint”
“thanks lil nigga”
one day I will stop reblogging this. Today is not that day
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
Tumblr, pack your bags…
omg look how far away you would be from everyone you don’t like
ONWARD MY BRETHREN
Now I know what country I’ll plan to take over.
BUT WHAT WOULD OUT LANGUAGE BE?
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH THERE!
My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN
I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
All hail Bem.
you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
get a cat and name it leo. that way leo will have the awards
“Not all heroes wear capes, mine have tattoos and sing, and one special hero has wings”
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN GOD BLESS
to spice things up, here’s a new kind of giveaway. you’ll be entering not to win something for yourself, but for the chance to buy me a 3DS!!!
here are the rules:
- reblogs only
- no giveaway blogs or sideblogs
- i will pick a winner July 1, 2013 by using a random number generator who will get me a 3DS